A quick joke…

No time to write tonight, finishing up a project… but I thought I would share a joke to at least make you smile if you came by.

An old man goes into see his doctor.

DOCTOR: What seems to be the problem Mr. Smith?

SMITH: Well Doc, lately I’ve had horrible gas… I can’t control it and it smells something awful… and they’re silent. … oops, I just let one off right then. I try to stop it but I can’t, and the smell… oh god, there was another one… anyway, when it happens, since they’re silent I can slip out of the room before anyone notices… but its getting worse… oh, that was two in a row… I’m sorry Doc. Is there anything you can do for me?

DOCTOR: Well Mr. Smith, I have some good news and bad news.

SMITH: What’s the good news?

DOCTOR: The gas can easily be relieved by changing your diet, increasing your roughage intake and maybe cutting out carbonated sodas.

SMITH: That’s great Doc… what’s the bad news?

DOCTOR: You’re appear to be going deaf.