Rapid Fire Friday:

It’s very difficult to type on the computer while wearing ‘Hulk hands”.

Sudoku is an evil plot by the Japanese to stop American’s from doing anything productive.

I don’t think Basketball actually has an off-season.

Every major advance in computer science over the last 10 years has been driven by the porn industry.

I have a hard time believing that South Park has been on for 10 years.

Someone should have told Queensryche that 18 years is a long time to wait for a sequel to an album.

The TV show The Unit would be better if they stopped spending times on the wives.

Does anyone ever look at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue with the idea of finding a new swimsuit?

The fact that no one is producing new material for The Shadow or the Green Hornet is a crime into of itself.

The idea that a bass guitar would be easier to play because it only has 4 strings is erroneous.

The starting line-up for the Lakers involve players named Kobe, Lamar, Kwame, Luke and Smush.

With scanners, printers and email… I don’t see why Fax machines are still so popular.

I think David Letterman is getting cranky as he gets older.

I think bad news should always be delivered by a naked woman… making the news a little less bad.

The use of green onions to garnish food should be eliminated at all cost.

I’m done with wirework martial arts. Lets just see a movie where two people beat the crap out of each other on the ground.

I sometimes forget that Canada is it’s own country.

If you’re an actor, do you take a role in a commercial playing a sexual predator?

If the guy who invented duct tape had any idea how many different ways it could be used, he probably wouldn’t have called it such a limited name.

One of the nice things about being a photographer is when you get caught staring at a woman you can claim it was for artistic purposes.