Just Chillin'

What depressed me the most the other day was an amazing new invention touted on the news. Of course they didn't tell us what it was before the commercial, it was just a teaser to get me to watch their own slant on the world's events. Well, I tuned in to see what the great minds of the planet had come up with... maybe a cure for cancer or aids, a solution to the greenhouse effect, possible a replacement for fossil fuel... or even a universal translator that can understand taxi cab drivers and Ozzy Osbourne. But sadly no. The amazing new invention (as claimed by the plastic piece of trash reading the story) was a "self cooling aluminum can". A soda can that chills itself. This is the freaking "amazing invention". Maybe if we set the bar a little lower we can all sleep better at night.

The world is going to hell folks, but a least we will have cold beer.